I saw people arguing over bog roll

Ohhh hoooo it's been a while.

'anyone got any bog roll?'
'Oh what a f#*%*ng surprise'
'What?'
'when was the last time you bought any?'
'Can't remember'
'Can't remember? I'll tell you. We've lived together for 4 years and you have never once bought any in that time'
'So we haven't got any then'
'Yes I've got some but thats hardly the point is it?'
'That's exactly the point, I need to...um...wipe'
'Here then, have the sodding bog roll'
'Thanks'
'Don't you thank me'
'Ok'

It is hard not to laugh. I'm starting to enjoy my new life.