Some bugger stole my Pizza!

I Know!

I couldn't believe it either!

I just discovered that you can get a chicken chat pizza, and it was one of the loveliest fast food items I have ever put in my mouth*. I had a couple of slices left, and someone lifts them. I know there are things that are a bit naughty, or cheeky, but I'm not a happy man.

I'm think I may have to conduct some kind of revenge attack - maybe I will purchase another pizza, but lace it with tabasco. Mwwaaah ha ha haaaaaaa.

*to be fair, it was after midnight, and I had been drinking for a long time