Wrong thing
I really do have a skill for saying the wrong thing.
It is usually said in jest and friendliness. But it is also usually stupid. I have just moved into a house with 4 strangers in it. They apparently have a history of wierdoes in that place, and I am trying to reassure them that I won't become a psycho killer (qu' est cu ces), but in trying to reassure them I keep saying the wrong thing, which is no doubt convincing them I am a complete freak.
These include 'you should wait until you see me naked!' which made little sense, and 'Imagine if you got home and I was wearing your underwear', which was responded to with a firm - my bedroom door stays locked.
I am a div.
It is usually said in jest and friendliness. But it is also usually stupid. I have just moved into a house with 4 strangers in it. They apparently have a history of wierdoes in that place, and I am trying to reassure them that I won't become a psycho killer (qu' est cu ces), but in trying to reassure them I keep saying the wrong thing, which is no doubt convincing them I am a complete freak.
These include 'you should wait until you see me naked!' which made little sense, and 'Imagine if you got home and I was wearing your underwear', which was responded to with a firm - my bedroom door stays locked.
I am a div.
posted by Al Dawes at
6:01 AM
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