Been a while

I know there have been a number of false starts, but you wouldn't want to know what has been going on. Unbelievable. Honestly.

So to recap, I have been left by the wife, and am now on the open market - hold yourselves back desperate overweight thirtysomethings of the world - so if anyone wants a dip, just let me know. I suppose you will have to get used to the fact that I am going to be a touch misogynistic for a while, but I promise you it will pass.

I went to the So You Think You're Funny semi finals, and wasn't great, but was about third on the bill. The winner wasn't the best on the night, and a guy called Ed Acksel was robbed if you ask me. Not that anyone did. The girl that won (a lesbian australian doing knob gags) went on to come second overall, so I shouldn't be disappointed, it's just that I didn't think she was that good.

I then did a few gigs around the country and my pre-existing opinion that Yorkshire is great and Lancashire isn't continues. For some reason my best gigs have all been in Yorkshire and all the really horrible ones have been in Manchester. I can't imagine it is a war of the roses situation, so I am stumped.

I moved house twice, and now live with my friend's wife and dog whilst he is at the other end of the country doing a film. It appears that my role is to fix stuff, change lightbulbs, answer the door to wierdo's and pick up soft warm turds from long grass. The last one notwithstanding, I am happy with my lot.

Despite me staring down the barrel of a divorce, and having to completely re-evaluate my life, I am strangely at peace.